{"id":120,"date":"2004-09-03T00:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-03T00:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wordpress\/?p=120"},"modified":"2004-09-03T00:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-03T00:09:00","slug":"well-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/2004\/09\/03\/well-arse\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, arse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Messages you don&#8217;t want to receive on your answer phone at 11.45pm after you get back from the pub&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Hello, Mr Mackinlay. This is X from Bath police station. We have had a report form a local resident that your car has been broken into. I don&#8217;t know if you are on holiday or whatever, but if you could call the station when you get this. We&#8217;ll try and send an officer round to check on it in the morning.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Well, its midnight and I&#8217;ve been drinking so there ain&#8217;t nothing I can do &#8217;til the morning. Arse. G&#8217;night.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update:<\/b> Well, they smashed the front passanger door window and stole the bog standard Ford stereo. Ho hum. At least they were neat about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Messages you don&#8217;t want to receive on your answer phone at 11.45pm after you get back from the pub&#8230; &#8220;Hello, Mr Mackinlay. This is X from Bath police station. We have had a report form a local resident that your car has been broken into. I don&#8217;t know if you are on holiday or whatever, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}