{"id":19,"date":"2003-08-27T11:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-27T11:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/wordpress\/?p=19"},"modified":"2003-08-27T11:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-27T11:08:00","slug":"words-women-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bullit.net\/al\/2003\/08\/27\/words-women-use\/","title":{"rendered":"Words Women Use"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nFINE
\nThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
\nright and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman
\nlooks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.<\/p>\n

\nFIVE MINUTES
\nThis is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
\nfootball game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an
\neven trade.<\/p>\n

\nNOTHING
\nThis means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is
\nusually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
\ninside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an
\nargument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”<\/p>\n

\nGO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!)
\nThis is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
\n“Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”<\/p>\n

\nGO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
\nThis means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You
\nwill get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by
\n“Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes”
\nwhen she cools off.<\/p>\n

\nLOUD SIGH
\nThis is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
\nmisunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot
\nat that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
\nand arguing with you over “Nothing”<\/p>\n

\nSOFT SIGH
\nAgain, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that
\nshe is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
\nstay content.<\/p>\n

\nTHAT’S OKAY
\nThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
\nman. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before
\npaying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is
\noften used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised
\nEyebrow.”<\/p>\n

\nGO AHEAD!
\nAt some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
\ntrouble.<\/p>\n

\nPLEASE DO
\nThis is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
\nchance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
\nwhatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
\ntruth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”<\/p>\n

\nTHANKS
\nA woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you’re welcome.<\/p>\n

\nTHANKS A LOT
\nThis is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot”
\nwhen she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
\noffended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud
\nSigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she
\nwill only tell you “Nothing”
\n<\/lj-raw>
\n<\/lj-cut> I received this via e-mail today, and whilst we all read it knowingly its nice to be reassured we are right \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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