Messages you don’t want to receive on your answer phone at 11.45pm after you get back from the pub…
“Hello, Mr Mackinlay. This is X from Bath police station. We have had a report form a local resident that your car has been broken into. I don’t know if you are on holiday or whatever, but if you could call the station when you get this. We’ll try and send an officer round to check on it in the morning.”
Well, its midnight and I’ve been drinking so there ain’t nothing I can do ’til the morning. Arse. G’night.
Update: Well, they smashed the front passanger door window and stole the bog standard Ford stereo. Ho hum. At least they were neat about it.
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